Wednesday, September 16, 2009

A Couple & The Thief

A man broke into the house and tied up the couple, who were in the bedroom. After tying them both up, he kissed the woman's cheeks and went straight into the bathroom.
On watching this,

Husband : My dear, Are you fine ?
Wife : Yes, my dear ( with a shaking voice )
Husband : I saw that man has a revolver. He might kill us both. So, please satisfy him... Be strong my love.
Wife : ( In a confused voice ) Don't worry about me at all dear.... I am very much worried for you.
Husband : Don't worry. I can understand the situation and can bare it all for our lives.
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Wife : No, not that. Do you think he kissed me on my cheek. He whispered " I am a gay"
Husband :  $#%^!@@#$#

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